these medical terms are killing me

i just got out from the hospital yesterday afternoon. after spending almost a week in the hospital, i just couldn't stand my own smell. no matter what smile i will flash the pretty nurses on duty, it just won't work cuz i already stink like Payatas.

ok, so i had appendoctomy. i don't know if that's the correct spelling but that is how it sounds. i can refer to the medical certificate but standing up from this chair is already a chore for me. yup, these stitches hurt everytime i laugh, i cough, etc.

anyways, first day at the hospital and the first person to visit was bobby. i was not able to accomodate bob like a receptionist cuz at that time, my stomach was still in pain. at around 11pm that day, the pain was gone and i was a happy camper. 7am the next day, i was delivered to the Ultrasound Room.

"dri lang ka sir, linya lang ka aning mga mabdos." the personnel said

"ok ra, di man sad ko palupig ug padagkoayg tiyan." i uttered.

and a line of big tummies laughed. it felt weird when my stomach was being examined.

11am, the doctor came to my room with the results of the ultrasound.

"sir, kwaon nato imong appendicitis."

"..."

"kanus-a man?" asked my dad.

"1 pm"

"cge!" i couragely said.

they have to let me wear this stupid gown. stupid cuz everybody can see my behind even if i tie it. at the operating room, i was noisy as hell. talking to the interns, staff, and all. we were laughing so hard that i didn't notice that i was already been hit by anestacia. (is that the correct spelling? damn, i hate medical terminologies.)

when i woke up, i feel so tired and all and i noticed, i was in a different room already! it was the recovery room. i called the nurse and someone approached me and asked me if there's something wrong. i told the pretty damsel i want to go back to my room. she said i still have to wait for a few minutes cuz i still have to recover.

"manghagis ko run!" i jokingly said.

"hagis dha! ahahaha!" nurse carmel said.

when i was delivered back to my room, it was kinda crowded. there was vior and fuvi sitting down smiling at me. i kinda laugh at fuvi at that time, she's got this really childish look and she's like, she's always hyper everyday.

when i came home yesterday night, jb, opal and company came to visit me and i asked jb if he have some chikoys. the taste of ciggarette doesn't excite me anymore. will i be able to quit smoking totally? i hope i can. another struggle for me i guess.

im back at home, trying to recover from this operation. i can say i am lucky cuz i don't have to mind about me playing basketball after dinner and all that appendicitis stuff.

thanks to all the people that visited me during my no-shower days. the text messages, the international txt courtesy by tere and daot. the international call from daot too. hehehe.

it's just that sometimes i'm old enough to keep routines and sometimes i'm child enough to scream.