why men are happier

i have been really busy with things these past few days. i have to juggle work and school at the same time and i always find myself tired and sleepy. i still have time for gunbound though. anyways, today's post is all about men. oh yes, dottie, forget about girl power for a while, ok?

i saw a column in some magazine last week about men. no, i ain't reading some homosexual magazines like Toro Toro and Maharlikang Uri. so i saw this article about why men are happier. i decided to make a list instead of a paragraph style article. here's what i came up:

• our last name stays put :)
• chocolate is just another snack
• we can wear T-shirts in a water park
• we can wear no shirt to a water park
• wrinkles add character
• people never stare at our chest when they're talking to us
• a five-day vacation requires only one backpack
• we will never be pregnant
• we don't get monthly bad trips
• we can open all of our jars
• we don't get to wear napkins
• we can grow a mustache
• it's okay if we get to consume a bucket of chicken
• we can fix ourselves in 30 seconds
• we play better gunbound (nyahahahahahaha! :p)
  
• lastly, the world is our urinal!

okay, i think that's all i can extract from my head right now. if you girls have any comments, just post it at the comment section. knowing dottie and maimai, i'm sure they'll disagree why men are happier.

if you can come up with a list why women are happier, email it to me at fartmachine5703@yahoo.com and i will be glad to post it here and let these faceless internet users decide.

i'll always love women. **wink**