"abi kog bday ni, debut man diay ni!"

so it was my dad's birthday yesterday. i don't know how old he is but all i can say is that he's a tough cookie.

but anyways, school yesterday is just a normal day school day for me. my homosexual classmate in my law class has been begging for my number ever since and yesterday was the hardest beg ever. but i am a tough cookie too, just like my dad.so i told him to shut up and do whatever he wants to do in class. but this homo is a tough cookie too! so, my law class has been murdered by some fag. but that's ok cause my law teacher is so relazed and all. when he gets in the room, he sits down, read the book, explain a little, and tell long stories about his past and his life at present. after my law class, i went up to the 3rd floor for my NatSci 2 class which is the last subject of the day. my teacher is double blade. yeap, that's it. a double blade who's got more wrinkles than the dry soil in kenya. when you first look at him, he's a straight dude but when he starts talking and talking and talking, you'll notice his actions are different. his accent too is as flexible as a scriptwriter's mind. now they say it takes one to know one. but hey, i ain't gay, i ain't gay at all... now i'm worried.

after my NatSci 2 class, i was so hungry and i can't wait to go home for my dad's party. then my gay seatmate from law saw me and said, "buhia! ari sa diri yots!". i replied, "adto na ko bakla!". then i overheard a girl saying, "naa kay number niya? gai ko beh." i still didn't mind at first cause she was at the back. but when my gay seatmate said, "kinsa man? si buhia? ngee, arte kaayo!". i knew they were talking about me and my number, i then turned around and saw them. i just said, "nanglibak mo ha!" and they were just giggling. oh well, this is what you get when you have gigs in your school and everyone's there and all.

when i got home, kring's home too! i haven't seen her for how many days due to nursing duties and all, she'll be away for a month. damn i miss my sister. and so i joke around with her and so i was eating and i saw a cake. i said, "abi kog birthday party ni, debut man diay ni!!!" everyone in the room broke into laughter.